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Chapelle or Seinfeld? Carlin or Kaufman? From Eddie Murphy to Eddie Izzard, the boys debate the greatest comics to ever take the stage.

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Everything you think you know about H.H. Holmes is probably a lie. Which is appropriate, because "Dr. Henry Howard Holmes" was more of a serial liar than a serial killer. But while the popular version of his story is more myth than reality, the truth behind the legend is equally fascinating. Join the boys as they unearth the disturbing history of Herman Webster Mudgett, aka H.H. Holmes. 

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In this episode:  

• Herman Webster Mudgett
• Myths vs. Reality
• Erik Larson's The Devil in the White City vs. Adam Seltzer's The True History of the White City Devil
• Yellow Journalism
• The "Murder Castle"
• The World's Columbian Exposition (Chicago World's Fair)
• Formative Years
• Herman Webster Mudgett, "Resurrectionist"
• First Wife: Clara Lovering
• First Child: Robert Lovering Mudgett
• Second Wife: Myrta Zulique Belknap
• Second Child: Lucy Theodate Holmes
• Englewood, Chicago
• The Holtons
• Scams and Swindles (Mineral Water and Natural Gas)
• Benjamin Pitezel
• The Connors: Julia, Ned, and Pearl
• The Keeley Cure
• The Disappearance of Emeline Cigrand
• Third Wife: Minnie Williams
• Disappearance of Anna and Minnie
• On the Run
• Fourth Wife: Georiana Yoke
• Murders of Benjam, Howard, Alice, and Nellie Pitezel
• Apprehended
• The Trial
• Executed

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From the largest animal to ever inhabit the earth to the heaviest predator of all time, from Spinosaurus to Dire Wolves (they were real!), Shane and Duncan explore the biggest of the big. 

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In this episode:  

• Modern Megafauna
• Blue Whale: Balaenoptera Musculus
• Megatherium (Giant Ground Sloth)
• The Pando Aspen Colony 
• Armillaria Ostoyae: Clone Network of Fungus Rhizomorphs
• La Brea Tar Pits and Zed
• The Five Major Extinction Events
• The Square Cube Law
• Patagotitan Mayorum
• Brontosaurus (?)
• Spinosaurus
• Meganeuropsis Permiana
• Paraceratherium
• Dire Wolves

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Welcome to another exciting episode of "Is it a cult?" (Spoiler: yep!)

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is one of the world's youngest and fastest-growing religions. It's also completely bonkers. In this week's supersized episode, Shane and Duncan marvel at the sheer awesome silliness of Mormonism and recount the unlikely story of the church's enigmatic con-artist founder, Joseph Smith.

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In this episode:  

• Joseph Smith
• The Angel Moroni and the Golden Plates
• Urim and Thummim
• The Book of Mormon (Lehi, Nephi, Laman et al) 
• Brigham Young
• Nauvoo
• Exoduses from: New York, Ohio, Illinois, Missouri
• Revelation of Polygamy
• The Expositor and the Death of Joseph Smith
• Salt Lake, Utah
• The Mountain Meadows Massacre
• Missionaries
• The Missionary Training Center in Provo, Utah
• Warren Jeffs
• Tithing (Sacred Taxation)
• The Artists Formerly Known as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
• The Endowment Ceremony
• Covenants, Tokens, Signs and Seals
• Veils and Secret Handshakes
• Execution of the Penalty
• Sacred Temple Garments (God's Armor)
• Baptizing the Dead
• Exaltation (Private Worlds)
• Mormon cosmology and Kolob
• The Oath of Vengeance
• Mormons and LGBTQ+
• Prop 8
• Family Home Evening (FHE)
• Shunning/Excommunication

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What was the sinister secret behind "Camp Century"? Did the American government really import and employ high-ranking Nazi scientists after WWII? Is there a non-pervy interpretation of the term "Rods of God"? Find out the answers to all of these questions and more in this week's classified, undercover, top-secret edition of MFFI. 

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In this episode:  

• Project Iceworm
• Project Sunshine
• Project Thor
• Operation Northwoods
• Operation Paperclip

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Gather your supplies and settle in for a wall-crushing, bunker-busting, fire-raining episode of MFFI as the boys explore the most brutal sieges in history.

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In this episode:  

• Complete Investment
• Circumvallation
• Trebuchets, Catapults, Siege Towers, Mangonels
• The Siege of Stirling Castle
• Alexander the Great and The Siege of Tyre
• The Siege of Leningrad (Saint Petersburg) 
• The Siege of Ceuta 
• The Siege of Saguntum
• The Siege of Tenochtitlan

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What do touchscreens, electrical outlets, color televisions, and fax machines have in common? They were all revolutionary technological breakthroughs that debuted at World’s Fairs. Also from World’s Fairs: powdered root beer, portable bathtubs, and Elektro the Smoking Robot. Hey, they can’t all be winners.

This week, join the guys for a grand tour of the most sensational hits and misses from the storied history of International Expositions. 

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In this episode:  

• Fairs vs. Expositions
• Prague in 1791
• France in 1798 et al
• The Crystal Palace in Hyde Park (https://www.royalparks.org.uk/whats-on/the-great-exhibition-virtual-tour)
• Monkey Closets and George Jennings
• Thomas Crapper
• Spending a Penny
• The Great Exhibition of the Works of Industry of All Nations
• Prince Albert
• Karl Marx, Shade Thrower
• Schweppes 
• The Mountain of Light
• Cyrus McCormick's Steam-Powered Reaping Machine
• The Fax Machine
• Leeches and the Tempest Prognosticator
• Charles Hobbes and the Parautoptic Lock
• Linus Yale
• The Bureau Internationale De Expositions
• Specialized Expos, World Expos, Horticultural Expos, and the Milan Triennial
• Donald Rumsfeld and the Known Unknowns
• The Space Needle
• The Chicago 1893 World's Columbian Exposition
• H.H. Holmes
• William Cody
• Buffalo Bill's Wild West and Congress of Rough Riders of the World
• George Washington Gale Ferris Jr. and the Ferris Wheel
• X-Rays, Zippers, and AT&T's Picture Phone
• RCA and Color Television
• The Knoxville Tennessee World's Fair
• Samuel Hurst and the Touchscreen
• Cherry Coke
• The Eiffel Tower
• The Paris Colonial Exposition
• The "Truth on the Colonies"
• Elektro the Smoking Robot, and Sparko
• The New York World's Fair of 1964
• The Bell Rocket Belt
• The Suboceanic Resort
• It's a Small World
• The Festival of Gas
• Philadelphia's Centennial Exposition of 1876
• The Statue of Liberty's Hand
• Ethelbert Watts and the Portable Bathtub (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008XSXQIO/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_ADHM9NHG1NVP9Q2X13H5)
• Expo '86
• The Challenger Disaster and Chernobyl

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In this episode:  

• Profanus: Outside of Temple
• Zounds
• Osculation
• Sl*tty Tummies
• The Overton Window
• Modern Profanity: Racism, Sexism, and all the other isms
• The Problem With Time Machines
• The Home of Profanity: The Right-Brain Limbic System
• Aphasia
• International Restrictions on Speech
• Obscenity Laws
• The Miller Test (The 3-Pronged Obscenity Test)
• Averages and Community Standards
• Lenny Bruce
• Jim Morrison, Hugh Hefner, and Mae West
• George Carlin's "7 Dirty Words"
• Eddie Murphy's "Delirious"
• Telegraph, Radio, and Television
• The Radio Act of 1912 
• The Federal Radio Commission
• The Radio Act of 1927
• The Federal Communications Commission
• WBAI 
• John Douglas Goes to the Supreme Court
• The Code of Practices for Television Broadcasters
• The Fairness Doctrine
• The Hays Code (The Motion Picture Production Code)
• The MPAA and Arbitrary Ratings
• Steven Pinker and the 5 Functions of Swearing
• Cathartic, Dysphemistic, Emphatic, Idiomatic, Coprolalia

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What do celebrities, sex magic, and the antichrist have in common? Find out in this week's all-clear, billion year, intergalactically cult-ilicious episode of MFFI. 

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In this episode:  

• Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health
• Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
• Going Clear
• Celebrity Members (Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Giovanni Ribisi, Elisabeth Moss, Michael Pena, etc)
• Margaret Louise "Polly" Grubb
• Hubbard in the Navy
• Jack Parsons, Thelema, OTO, and Aleister Crowley
• The Moonchild (Antichrist)
• Marjorie Cameron 
• Sarah Northrup
• Engrams
• Auditors
• E-Meters
• Scientology vs Psychiatry
• The Reactive vs. The Analytical Mind
• The Tone Scale
• Founding of Scientology
• The Sea Org
• The Bridge (Ladder) to Total Freedom
• Operating Thetan Levels
• The Purification Rundown
• OT3, Xenu, Teegeeack, Glycol, DC-8s, Super Colossal Screens
• Hubbard Discards His Body
• David Miscavige, Sleazy Diminutive Sociopath
• Suppressive Persons
• 7th Floor of the Hollywood Headquarters
• Pre-Clear Folders
• The Office of Special Affairs
• Scientology vs. the IRS
• Michele "Shelly" Miscavige
• Scientology Television Network
• Meet a Scientologist, Freedom TV, Voices For Humanity

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In this first episode of the Epic Rivalries series, the boys opt for a (mostly) lighthearted introduction to the world of legendary grudge-matches. Enjoy!

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In this episode:  

• Coke Vs Pepsi
• Hatfields Vs McCoys
• Pat’s Vs. Geno’s

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